Empolyee of the Year - Deluxe Magnet
$7.50
Your human is a fine employee. Not great, but fine. Give them something to strive for and let them know that a special treat awaits if they'd only put some effort in for once.
Stick this magnet on the fridge. Or stick it anywhere magnetic, really.
Measures 65mm x 90mm. Shiny. Not all that tasty to lick but you can give it a go.