How To Adopt A Human

So, you're thinking about adopting a human. What could go wrong?

Sure, no cat really NEEDS a human. We can get by just fine on our own. But if that one special person comes along who you just so happen to tolerate, what should you do? Keep them? Perhaps!

How to adopt a Human will take you on a journey of self-discovery, covering crucial topics like what kind of person is best for you, where to find a good one, what to name them and how to train them. Yes, really! You'll find tips on person-parenting, like what to do if they meow back at you, and even how to prepare for the inevitable shock of seeing one naked.

Excited? Terrified? Yes! You're ready to be a person-parent.
Saddling yourself with the crushing weight of responsibility has never been so much fun!