The Joy of Sausage - Deluxe Magnet
$7.50
Look. Sausages aren't for everyone. Some would say they're just downright useless. If sausage has done nothing but disappoint you, here's hoping this magnet will spark more joy than the flaccid pieces of pig skin you've been subjected to.
Stick this magnet on the fridge. Or stick it anywhere magnetic, really.
Measures 65mm x 90mm. Shiny. Not all that tasty to lick but you can give it a go.